Golf is a funny game. White people decided that MOWING down forests and throwing away the resources for cookie cutter row houses wasn't enough.
When this country began to develop, our founding father (Scott Johnson) realized that something else needed to occupy the space that trees and animals and other ANNOYING shit took up.
"There's got to be......something else..." he thought. And that is golf. It's what white people do.
Seriously I felt like I was walking on clouds when I was first eligible to play a round of golf with my father. It was like I was elevated to a whole new level of manhood. I was no longer that loser little kid just riding in the cart eating crackers and asking my dad what a handicap was. No. I was a man. I am a man I mean. I just mean to say I started to be a man then. Italics make things into little honorable whispers or something. Ssshh. Be quiet.
Old men have the biggest hard-on* for golf. It's as if they're doing a service for their country or something. They act all humble and follow rules like not standing behind another guy putting. They help find the other guy's balls (uh oh!). By that I mean rub the other guy's testicles while they give them a handjob at the halfway house! Oops! I mean they seperate the guy's ass cheeks and ram their firm dick in between them multiple times until they CUM into the ass. You know, guy shit. Guy crap.
I deviate. But it is a game taken very seriously. It's like Men of Honor when you step up to the tee box or let another fella putt first.
It's just funny. Having said all of this I can't get enough of the game and Brad if you're reading this ya devil you owe me two skins! Haha forgive but don't forget, right pal? Huh Brad? Huh? Hehehe I TOLD you I was on that day. Ahhhh, man. Good times. See you in the club house buddy get me a cold one we'll call it even.
It's how white people roll man. It's what we do.
*This means hard cock of your shaft of your penis and tight balls too.
