...meaning that women are zombies, fucking represents emphasis - NOT that women are having sex with zombies. The text following explains:
They're all like:
"Oh, men...we know your little games. I know why you did that. You mere mortals cannot comprehend how much we know about what you are going to do, what you've done, and what you are currently doing, and thinking."
And then a good many guys assume that this is true. However these are the same guys that are just dumb-asses when it comes to reading a girl's feelings;
"She got all mad and shit....I was like 'babe come on'...she told me to leave so I did and then she got upset at me for leaving...I was like damn..."
Usually there's just some sort of trade off- it's really not that hard to wrap ya mind around. For instance, a guy gets to watch a football game if he buys his wife flowers.
But there becomes this gap between belief and reality when guys just get the flowers, just buy the dinner, just get the chocolates/necklace/wine, etc... BUFFOON! It's kind of depressing, it's like "here, I spent money on you," when in reality a gift is always only as good as the thought that was put behind it. A good measure of knowing how much thought goes into a gift is the difference between:
1) Going into a store unaware of what gift you're going to get someone, picking something randomly.
and
2) Knowing the gift someone will like, then going to a store/making it
...wherein a gift itself may not be bad but you at have to make dinner fun, do something creative afterward, or use the roses as an intro to sex. Something.
Most of the population of men from the baby-booming generation seem to be a lot more emotionally inept. I'm not saying this to empathize with the female viewpoint, I have seen it to be true. It's why stand-up comics that cater to that generation usually have a "women are from mars" theme as part of the backbone of their set...and why these guys just get the dinner.
But these same baby-boomer guys work. A lot. They put in 50-60 hour weeks, or more - so they don't have time to really make the cognitive investment that a good gift entails, or they would. In the least, these guys know the consequence of a bad gift, or no gift at all. The women they're married to get upset. They think of the 70's or 80's when times were easier. Just listenin' to Springsteen, dating a younger version of the chump they're still with, fallin' in love...
...Now women are zombies.
My generation sees the dawn of a new era of female. The ones seeking brains! And well paying jobs! The type of women that would see this statement and say 'I don't know what the hell you talkin' bout women been smart for years you men think you know it all you got another thing comin!'
AND they have this idea instilled in their head about men being dolts on the love scene because of their mothers! Fuck!
So my generation is the recipient of smart women taking jobs from men, and then also treating these men like they are assholes.
Me and all other men must unite. Even if we cannot all get along, we can put our differences aside: the enemy of my enemy is my friend. The global society needs converted into a scenario of 1-month love affairs. No marriage. No long term. Just one month of good sex, sweetness, having fun, and being genuinely interested in the other person.
It's all you need. Everything's downhill after a month. You bicker, grow old, go through the same routines. Why not just cut it off at a month?
This poses the question: what about pregnant women? Huh Matt? What about them??
They will be hung. No I'm just kidding. These pregnant femmes will be entered into an ultimate society. The highest of the caste! Being as they cannot play the market as fairly as everyone else, they will have men that pamper them, and help them in their time of need, so they can have their child! The men that father these children will pamper all day too, and not work. Both parents will receive tax breaks.
The only people allowed to have children will be attractive folks. And none of this "awwwww every baby is cute" horse shit nonsense. Every baby is NOT. Don't believe me? Go to Hagerstown (although I was born into this hellhole, I represent a glaring exception).
Take a guy like me, for example: attractive, chiseled, good jawline, works out, smart, plays guitar, good hair. The only thing going against me is having a tiny dick*, and that can be compensated by the mild definition I have on my abs, in addition to my good complexion, as well as the aforementioned criteria. I can therefore have kids.
I have deviated from the point a little. Women are zombies. They are seeking to expand there minds, and their role in society will change as well. They are quite adept at learning, so this is scary.
It's not fair because their fertile minds have been made so by GENERATIONS of men laboring while they got to sit at home and creatively think. That ease of living for such a long period of time does wonders for a brain. Yeah, they cleaned and shit, BUT THEY'VE HAD A PRETTY FUCKING EASY RUN OF IT GOD DAMN IT. And so have their minds! So now they're all ready to learn, and all men can do is build shit and drive well.
So we (men) are fucked if we don't start getting together in some sort of not-gay macho way (no faggets allowed btw). Then we can sex women at our discretion, for a month, and both sexes will be happier for it.
I guess that is all.
*I ONLY said the tiny dick thing as a joke to emphasize my point, and add in some hyperbole. The opposite of this statement is true, I have a monster dong. It is huge. I definitely DO NOT have a tiny dick and the reason I made this joke is because of how secure I am with the size of my penis. It is certainly not because I want to put the idea out as a joke when it is really true and I have some insecurity about it. Because it is not true. My dick is not tiny, by any stretch of the imagination. It is not short, stumpy, or anything like that, and it doesn't itch when I pee. I CAN PEE JUST FINE AND THAT IS ALL. MY DICK IS FINE, AND AT LEAST NORMAL SIZE IF NOT LARGE.
